DON'T PANIC

Welcome to the most peculiar travel guide in this particular region of space-time. Remember: A towel is about the most massively useful thing you can have.

Mount Everest

Mostly Harmless

Remarkably tall pile of rocks where humans inexplicably choose to risk their lives for bragging rights and spectacular selfies. Bring oxygen, or better yet, don't go at all.

Venice, Italy

Mostly Wet

A city built entirely on water, proving that humans will literally live anywhere. The pigeons in St. Mark's Square are convinced they run the place.

Antarctica

Improbably Cold

An entire continent dedicated to ice, penguins, and scientists who apparently enjoy living in the world's largest freezer.

Great Barrier Reef

Exceedingly Wet

A gathering of marine creatures who've spent millions of years building elaborate underwater condominiums, only to have humans come gawk at them.